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And now for what we've all been waiting for...
my incredible collection of terrible loki puns
Q: What's tall, green, bitter and has a bruised head?
A: ...an Asgardian turnip :'D
Q: Why did Loki take up the cow helm?
A: He found it a-MOO-sing.
Q: What does Loki say to people with better helms?
A: "Cow-nt your blessings."
Q: Why was Loki so unimpressed with Midgard?
A: He woke up in a bad MOO-d.
Q: How could an Asgardian prince fake his death?
A: He was low key about it.
Q: What would Loki tell Elvis?
A: "It's good to be the King."
Q: What does Loki call brotherly bonding?
A: Thorture.
Q: What's green and goes red at the touch of a button?
A: Loki, when you speed dial the Hulk.
Q: How did Loki find the courage to sass the Hulk?
A: He decided to get a kick out of it.
Q: What gives Loki his worst headaches?
A: Oh, din.
Q: A Loki walks into a Stark bar and asks for the house special. What does he get?
A: A punch.
Q: Why can't Loki get past airport security?
A: He's got a silver tongue.
my incredible collection of terrible loki puns
Q: What's tall, green, bitter and has a bruised head?
A: ...an Asgardian turnip :'D
Q: Why did Loki take up the cow helm?
A: He found it a-MOO-sing.
Q: What does Loki say to people with better helms?
A: "Cow-nt your blessings."
Q: Why was Loki so unimpressed with Midgard?
A: He woke up in a bad MOO-d.
Q: How could an Asgardian prince fake his death?
A: He was low key about it.
Q: What would Loki tell Elvis?
A: "It's good to be the King."
Q: What does Loki call brotherly bonding?
A: Thorture.
Q: What's green and goes red at the touch of a button?
A: Loki, when you speed dial the Hulk.
Q: How did Loki find the courage to sass the Hulk?
A: He decided to get a kick out of it.
Q: What gives Loki his worst headaches?
A: Oh, din.
Q: A Loki walks into a Stark bar and asks for the house special. What does he get?
A: A punch.
Q: Why can't Loki get past airport security?
A: He's got a silver tongue.
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